An apology to my English teachers

I like 'em thick

Based on Experimental History

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What We Were Taught

The gospel of conciseness

Omit needless words.
Make every word tell.
Brevity is the soul of wit.

Every English Teacher, Ever

Academic Rules vs. Professional Reality

What We Were Taught

Keep it short and sweet
Every word must earn its place
Long essays are bad essays
Cut, cut, cut again

What Actually Works Real World
Detailed explanations build trust
Context creates understanding
Comprehensive coverage ranks higher
Readers value thoroughness

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Why Thick Wins

The data behind detailed writing

Word Count vs. Reader Engagement

23avg shares

Short (<500)

41avg shares

Medium (500-1000)

67avg shares

Long (1000-2000)

89avg shares

Thick (2000+)

Data reflects average social shares by article length

The Thick Writing Advantage

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Reduces Misinterpretation Detailed explanations leave less room for confusion
02

Builds Credibility Depth demonstrates expertise and thorough research
03

Provides Context Background information helps readers understand nuance
04

Ranks Higher Search engines reward comprehensive content

Sorry, Mrs. Patterson

Your student learned that sometimes, more is more

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